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The pony had a cough—it was a little horse. Cows have bells because their horns don't work. Dry erase boards are remarkable. I tried to catch some fog, but I mist. Cats are so serious—they're never kitten around. A good artist knows where to draw the line. I was going to share a vegetable joke but it's corny. If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic.

If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic. Sometimes I think my spine is holding me back. Choking on sugar would be a sweet way to go. Getting paid to sleep would be a dream job. Beavers are the best dam builders in the forest. Dry erase boards are remarkable. Someone stole my coffee—I was mugged.

The archaeologist's life was in runs. Don't trust atoms, they make up everything. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually, it came back to me. I wanted to be an astronaut, but me parents told me the sky was the limit. Smaller babies may be deilvered by the stork, but bigger ones need a crane. The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested—I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence. The tallest building in my city in the library because it has the most stories.